Am I speaking some crazy new language? Nope. I am stating the names of my "kids" favorite toys.
First up, my fur-kid, Oscar. This is one of his favorite toys:
This is called a Wubba. It's a toy that looks kind of like an octopus. Oscar loves it. He has two, one is missing it's "kong" from the inside. I can't remember if the blue one squeeked, but the purple one does. Even with the blue one missing a major part, he still loves this toy.
Up next, one of my daughter's favorite toys:
Isn't it weird to have such similar named toys for your dog and your baby?